funny and inspiring quote from Spongebob Squarepants part 2

If you want to fly, all you need is friendship
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More soup for your arm pit?
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Spongbob is alot like josh ... ita a fish eat fish world, you either get or you get taken... patrick says i dont get it
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GARRYYYY WHERE ARE YOU!
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The maniacs in the MAILBOX!
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Squidward? Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
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Mr. Krabs: And maybe scallops'll fly outta me pants!
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Im ready depression
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Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
Patrick: I love you.
-Spongebob & Patrick
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Plankton: You know what i REALLY want for my birthday?
Spongebob: A booster seat?
Plankton: A booster seat, HOT DOG! I mean, no.
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You dont need a license to drive a samwidch
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Spongebob:Patrick...do you know what this is???
PAtrick:...Stinky?
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This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color.
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WEE-WOO...WEE-WOO...WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO!!!!
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PATRICK: are they laughing at us?
SPONGEBOB: no, patrick. theyre laughing next to us.
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Squidward: Would you not stand so close. I'm getting claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
Squidward: No it doesnt!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick youre scaring him!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
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I am the master at Kara-ta.
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Spongebob:when you use your IMAGINATION you can do anything!
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Remember...licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!
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Spongebob: I'm afraid our friend Squidward...he's...HS PUSHING DAISIES! *cries*
Patrick: Oh, I thought he was dead.
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