funny and inspiring quote from Spongebob Squarepants part 3

Yea, at least you not bald and have a big nose
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Patrick: Spongebob, I need you to chop off my hands
Spongebob: I can't patrick
Patrick: Why not?
Spongbob: Because I already chopped of MINE!
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Krusty krab costomer: hey! what's that?
spongebob:that my dear friend is a whole you see...
coustomer:not that. that (pointing to a sandwich)?
spongebob:oh thats a krabby patty with jellyfish jelly.why i call it a krabby patty with jellyfish jelly!

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Hi, Squidward! I've been practicing how to flop on my back.
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Spongebob: what do you usually do when i'm gone?
patrick: waiting for you to come back.
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Spongebob to sandy(while stuck in patrick's 'gummy'): o hey sandy! looks like i got myself in a sticky situation.
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Hahahaha. patrick's a loser!
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Welcome to our club! Welcome to our club! Welcome Squidqard, welcome Squidward!
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You cant rush perfectionn!!
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Don't genius live in lamps?- Patrick
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Love is handing someone a gun and letting it point to your head, believing that he won't pull the trigger.
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Peanut butter and jelly time! peanut butter and jelly time!
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Patrick: I'm gonna need a garden hose and a flat bed truck. Oh, and I'm gonna need you to remove your trousers.
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Spongebob:Hey Patrick are you mad too?
Patrick:Yeah!
Spongbob:Why are you mad?
Patrick:I can't see my forehead
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Squidward: Patrick, why is your suitcase full of rocks??!
Patrick: Hey, I don't tell you how to live your life!
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